"I knew I had fallen in love with Lolita forever; but I also knew she would not be forever Lolita."
—from Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
That’s why they couldn’t air this pilot
i mean that’s opening your mouth awfully wide for a fucking tomato, john
i always reblog this, it’s so fucking gooood
uh, no, nope. This just reminds me of that comic.
you know the one
i didn’t need to sleep tonightwhat comic
NO. NOPE. NOPE NOPE. DON’T READ THE COMIC. DON’T DO IT GUYS,
READ THE COMIC
sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
This is terrifyingly accurate
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read